Justin has a great idea:
"I say we lock him up in a room and force him to hear the
collected speeches of Ron Paul: the flow of words hailing
the Constitution, the
rule of law, and the
virtues of strictly limited government and a
non-interventionist foreign policy will wash over him as if he'd been dropped
in a vat of acid. Like a vampire reacting to garlic, or sunlight, Scooter's
shrieks of pained outrage won't last long – he'll either beg for mercy and capitulate
immediately, or else he'll eventually be converted to libertarianism and will
voluntarily confess his crimes. It's a win-win situation, any way you look at
it."
